Would you tidy up your mess?
It really is a pest!
Yes, yes, I’ll do it later on…
After I’ve called my cousin, John.
Could you please clean up your things?
Or I’ll put them in the bin!
OK, OK, no problem. I’ll do it really soon.
Right now, I’m listening to this classic of a tune!
Your stuff is multiplying, it is all over the place!
Please do tidy it, we’re running out of space!
Don’t worry, I have a plan to tidy it tonight…
When I’ve finished piloting my first ever flight!
Well, really, your things are now everywhere!
In every room and going all the way up the stairs!
I’ll sort it once I’ve finished all of my training.
I’m studying meteorology so I can predict when it is raining!
I’m starting to think you’re putting this tidying off…
All this stuff is supposed to be moved up to the loft!
No, no, I just can’t find the time right now,
I’ve purchased a small farm with a herd of friesian cows!
Well, OK, but when will you put everything away?
For goodness sake, will you do it by next May?
Oh yes, no problem, let’s make May my goal…
Although… actually… that’s the time of the May Pole!
And by then I need to have found a replacement for coal!
And won a Hollywood blockbuster leading role!
And I should foster a family of the mysterious bald mole!
And I had planned for a world record to make the world’s largest bowl!
But not before I’ve adopted and raised a rare breed of foal!
… So, actually, no…. I probably won’t be free in May.
Might it be OK for all my hoarding to just stay?